Scott Baio Gave Me Pink Eye
Obviously he didn’t really. This is a quote from the show South Park, during their first season when Cartman got abducted by aliens. I’m not the only one who got that gag stuck in their head, either. Googling that line brings up more blog posts from people with conjunctivitis than actual information on the episode.
Ironically, that is also why I titled my post with it – because I’ve inadvertently gotten pink-eye. I’ve got these drops which the doctor prescribed and they’re working pretty good so far.
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