Success of Sorts

By Brian, February 13, 2008 8:41 am

As I mentioned a few days ago, in my last post – I’ve been trying various ways of catching a mouse but the sneaky little creature gets the bait with ease. I also mentioned that I’m not so big on killing other creatures, but this one needs to go.

Well, the peanut butter and honey was a nice treat for it. It wasn’t until I stuck some chunks of bread impaled on the trigger that some movement occurred. I woke up this morning to discover two of the three traps without bait again, so I was surprised when I got to the third and it had a mouse!

What is unknown to me as of yet is if it was acting alone or in a group. I’ve reset two of the traps with bait and I’ll see if they’re cleaned out again or not. I feel a little bad for all of this, but I just can’t be having rodents running around where I eat.

I am a Horrible Person

By Brian, February 11, 2008 9:22 pm

I will start off by saying I am not proud of myself. I am certain there will be some people who, on moral grounds, are offended by what I am attempting – deep down I might be one of them.

Perhaps I should explain – a while ago it was discovered that I had a rodent and it was crawling around in my kitchen. I heard it scratching one night and then noticed a loaf of bread tunneled into. I don’t normally leave it out, so this was a crime of opportunity. It also confirmed the strange noises that keep me awake at 3am sometimes are not just in my head. A few days later it was bolder and showed itself, thankfully this time my cat saw it too and held a vigil in that room for a few days.

I tried a live trap rigged with bait at the end of a tube that would drop when crawled into. The tube would fall into a tall bucket that the mouse (hopefully) could not jump out of. This did nothing for several weeks and I gave up on it.

After a month or so with no sign of the rodent running about, I assumed it was hibernating – since my live-trap did not work whatsoever, and no other food had been spoiled. Then it woke me again at 3am. Next day, I searched for signs of mouse activity and found a brand new bag of quick oats now had nibble marks all over the bag and a hole tunneled right into it.

Well, now I am losing sleep, food and patience. I can’t have a disease carrying creature where I store and prepare my food, and the live trapping was not working. Besides that, I live in the suburbs – the mouse is likely to come back either to my home or another, and if I drop it in the country more than likely it will be eaten by it’s field mouse cousins if not a larger predator. Did I mention that it’s also -30C at night here lately?

Maybe that is all just rationalization of a course of action after the fact. After a few weeks of Zyban and fighting a nicotine addiction I just do not care. This little creature, however cute, has to go for sanitary and sanity reasons.

I bought some run of the mill snap traps. Four for a dollar. I baited them with peanut butter and some of the spoiled oats. I have been checking them twice a day for mice. Nothing. On the weekend I looked closer at two of the traps that where more out of the way – not only was there no mice, there was no bait!
It seems the creature or creatures where able to lick the peanut butter off the trigger without releasing the spring.
Part of me figures “no problem – now they will trust the traps.”
Dutifully I am more careful with the peanut butter this time and tried to set the traps a little more sensitive. There was no peanut butter on either trap again this morning. Someone commented to me that now I have pets, since I seem to be just feeding them.

Tonight I did some tests and confirmed that these traps take a fair bit of weight to release, and I know for a fact that mice are very light. I took some time to mix some honey into the peanut butter and I set the traps as close to being ready to snap as I could. My hope is the honey will make the bait stickier, thus causing the mouse to get more aggressive with removing it. I also spread it along the whole trigger with the idea that the longer it’s there licking – the more chance it has to set it off.
Furthermore, I moved one of the out of the way traps that was untouched along the wall with the original two.

I think part of my problem with this whole ordeal is that the traps are emptied every night – I was blissfully thinking that they had not been around when there where no droppings and nothing eaten. If this fails, I might try impaling a piece of bread onto the peanut butter coated trigger, or rigging something up to make the trigger larger, thus giving more leverage.

NRT – Nicotine Replacement Torture

By Brian, February 8, 2008 6:40 pm

The primary active chemical from cigarettes, as most people now know, is nicotine. What not everyone knows is that smoking cigarettes is not merely a “bad habit” – it is also an incredibly powerful addiction to nicotine.

Quitting smoking is not an easy task, and smoking tobacco is not something that can just be shrugged off at a whim once started. The best course of action is to never smoke cigarettes in the first place, but for many of us it’s too late for that. The best way to overcome any challenge, I find, is to learn as much as possible first.

In order to do so, let me provide some basic background information about tobacco and nicotine. The plant tobacco is a large flowering plant, with green leaves and is part of the nightshade family. All nightshade plants such as tomatoes and cocoa also have trace amounts of nicotine in them, but tobacco has the highest naturally occurring levels and that is why it is the plant that gets used for smoking.

Nicotine is an effective and deadly natural pesticide and is part of the nightshade family’s defensive strategy. It was discovered thousands of years ago that the tobacco plant (and it’s high levels of nicotine) was capable of producing a psychoactive effect in humans and that smoking it was the easiest way to achieve these effects rapidly while controlling the intake dosage.

It takes only about seven seconds for nicotine to pass through the blood-brain barrier when smoked. Interestingly the illegal drug cocaine does the same in about 5 seconds and is made from the cocoa plant of the same family.
At this point it starts to increase the flow of adrenaline into the bloodstream. This raises blood pressure, heart rate, dopamine and glucose levels. This is the fun part that gets most kids interested in smoking it – a couple of puffs and within seconds you get a massive rush. The dopamine is integral to the body’s pleasure and reward system. The rush of adrenaline and dopamine is makes the body immediately have a happy tingly sensation (much like in other addictive stimulants.)

So far, it sounds like a pretty good deal and indeed these effects are smoking’s initial draw and has been for centuries. But, nicotine as you will remember is poisonous – because it goes straight into the central nervous system and is a very dirty drug. It causes havoc with several other brain chemicals, each contributing it’s own effects, such as reduced anxiety and improved concentration (on the positive side.) Nicotine has another wonderful property – in small rapid doses it rushes through the system and causes a high. In larger accumulated doses it begins to overload these same systems and cause a sedative affect. It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure rolled in a little paper tube!

Since nicotine activates the dopamine reward system, it starts forming an addiction – the body starts craving the happy high. This is exactly how cocaine and heroin do their dirty work as well. Recent findings have shown that nicotine is more effective at doing this than either of those two, and is actually more addictive. Nicotine also has a very short half-life, so it’s beneficial effects wear off within hours, requiring the user to introduce more into the system to prevent the effects of withdrawal and restore the steady state of high the body adapts to receiving.

Still with me? We’re getting into the bad parts now. Combustion of the tobacco leaves creates a large variety of toxins which are invariably inhaled and absorbed into the body with the nicotine. In fact, very little of the smoke is actually nicotine at all – a 1 gram king size cigarette might release less than a milligram of it.
Due to nicotine’s high degree of toxicity – more a couple of milligrams of inhaled nicotine will have very adverse effects on the body, and 40-60mg of nicotine is lethal to an adult.

The tar and chemicals from cigarettes is what clogs the lungs and causes cancer. They constrict blood vessels, block arteries and leave the immune system in a constantly weakened state – it’ fights a whole roster of nastiness with each puff. Nicotine itself prevents the body from killing off cancerous cells and thus indirectly allows cancer to take hold where it appears.

So, what have we learned? A tiny amount of nicotine is a powerfully addictive drug, which in very low doses has several beneficial but temporary effects. Cigarettes themselves are filled entirely with toxins, but exist because they are a crude, yet effective system for delivering a safe dose of nicotine into the bloodstream.

It’s come to light that major cigarette manufacturers conducted their own independent research over 50 years ago that showed them their product was nicotine, not cigarettes, and in order to make money they needed to get as many people addicted to it as possible. They also knew that if it was readily known that their product was an addictive drug in the magnitude of cocaine and heroin and deadlier than both, the FDA would naturally outlaw it. So they buried this research, hindered and discredited anyone making these finding and outright lied to everyone for as long as they possibly could.

There is hope! If you can manage to abstain from nicotine for 48 to 72 hours it will have totally cleared your bloodstream. After the first few days the physical withdrawal symptoms lessen and your nervous system starts to re-stabilize itself to normal function. The withdrawals suck. If you’ve never experienced it – you probably cannot appreciate how bad it truly is. Your body goes into full revolt at such an abrupt change to it’s chemistry. Worse yet – any re-introduction of nicotine to the body puts it back to it’s addicted state until it’s flushed out again.

This means cold-turkey is the ONLY way to quit and now I explain my title for this article. Nicotine Replacement Therapy (as it is called) slowly lowers the level of nicotine in your bloodstream over a long period of time – in theory this is to allow the body to make the adjustment slowly. Astute readers (assuming anyone made it this far) will have noticed a paradox in this.

If the addiction state is resumed at the re-introduction of nicotine to the bloodstream, wouldn’t tapering down the daily dose just cause gradually increasing withdrawals over a greater period of time? Nicotine now takes weeks to leave the body instead of days, and each week it is forced to endure more and more withdrawals. Sounds like torture to me, and do you know what? It doesn’t work – it increases the smokers frustration and reinforces the body’s natural urge to defend itself, and the addiction that keeps it from experiencing the withdrawal discomfort.

I think the patch has to be the greatest swindle the industry has pulled, next to cigarettes themselves – increase the addiction and sell it as therapy. Heck, when you put it into proper perspective – tobacco companies sell the drug nicotine, not cigarettes – the patch, the gum and all other methods of delivering that drug to the end user is all the same to them. You’re buying their drug and it’s impossible to become free of it unless you stop taking it altogether.

Genius, pure evil genius!

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